Jeannie Gaffigan

I just had the best gluten free gluten.

Spaghetti and kids. Way too ambitious. It’s like giving a monkey a typewriter.

It’s official. My 8-year-old is smarter than I am.

Great to be back in Milwaukee! @pabsttheater

Holiday family gatherings are stressful because you’re forced to face the short genetic distance between you and completely insane person.

My life is like a really broad sitcom where no one would believe the premises.

Thank you @mrpnq what a perfect gift for busy people! We love them!

I don’t want to sound judgmental but I think my newborn is a little codependent.

Every time I read “The Giving Tree”. To my children I think “I’m the tree! I’m the tree!”

The proud mother of six babies.