We all have our goals.
Why do they call it “Cafe Americano” when we are in America?
The next time I go on a cross country flight with my 5 kids I’m just going to wear a pantsuit made of towels.
I’m on vacation this week! Or as I call it, “Doing laundry and dishes in another location.”
I just had the best gluten free gluten.
Spaghetti and kids. Way too ambitious. It’s like giving a monkey a typewriter.
It’s official. My 8-year-old is smarter than I am.
Great to be back in Milwaukee! @pabsttheater
Holiday family gatherings are stressful because you’re forced to face the short genetic distance between you and completely insane person.
My life is like a really broad sitcom where no one would believe the premises.